December 7, 2011

board the nautilus in style
with this fabulous homage to the giant squids of yesteryear

wrapping a loose-weave tentacled monstrosity around your neck
will turn heads as you walk in the park, 
shop at the farmer's market,
or travel 
20,000 leagues under the sea


we have cylindricalized the frisky rainbowed hues of our bathroom rag rug
to encircle you in soft, absorbent warmth



blackbird said...

How much is the rag rug skirt she took from the bathroom floor?

blackbird said...

Cylindricalized is an excellent word for what you've done with the bathroom rug.

Amy said...

Hah! I love when they're a twofer.

"that is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen."

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Coffee just came out my nose from laughing so hard. Now I can tell my Gramma wear her rag rugs went.