Scarab Urn

what better way to present the ashen remains of your lamented relative

than hung within an ancient egyptian dung beetle artifact?

under the protective spell of the solar diety Khepri

your loved one will be encouraged 

with sweet notions of creation and rebirth

$800

Leopardlily Coat

a tasteful amalgamation of flora and fauna

this mild-weather warmer screams:

welcome to the junglegarden

$198

also available in zebradaisy

Prodigal Guitar Stand

deeply tufted with matching buttons

this richly hued sofette 

cradles your guitar in sumptuous leather

$2998

$128 Peasant Blouse

peasants 

known for their low, ragamuffinly status

living in desperately sad and appallingly filthy conditions

and begging for scraps of food just to stay alive

will simply adore this embroidered top!

from afar

as they could never afford such an extravagance 

$128

ever the diva

madison insisted upon

dressing up for even her therapy sessions

Busted Crane

inspired by her vivid animal-centric dreams

and her bloodlust to kill these whimsied creatures

and mount their heads on the wall

in a grotesque display of man's dominance over nature,

visionary/huntsman zoe williams invented a dreamport

to transport the objects of her dreams 

into her waking life

(and vice versa, if necessary)

behold her massacre

$1500

Repurposed Flag

a circa-1900 union jack

cleverly re-imagined into a blanket

by adding a border to it

contemporary nostalgia

$2400

in charlotte's defense

the clarinetist was playing

the bill withers' classic: "lean on me"

Anthroparodie Étiquette #132

when hosting a family member after a surgery,

ensure their bed rest is as comfortable as possible

by providing clean linens,

natural sunlight,

and a playful whisper of fresh cut flowers