Spirit Glasses

the etherial ghosts of your shattered glassware

linger on in a spiritual limbo

between the afterlife

and the duringlife

a phantasmic trace

a spine-chilling memory

a 10-piece set with punch bowl and ladle

$398

Tandem Tablecloth Costume

pointelle roses, delicate latticework, and enchanted forest-dweller embroidery

encourage trick-or-treating, scary story telling, and screaming

under the blood moon

$228

Witch's Brew

skin of snake and foot of crow

create a green malicious glow

an evil hex, a wretched lotion

a swirling whirling hellish potion

$16

Sexy Bumblebee Costume

our honey-sweet microdress

will cause quite the buzz

at your sorority halloween party

$88

The Room of Misfit Chairs

a little offbeat

a little quirky

but lovable all the same

these chairs 

with charmingly unnecessary knobs

and inexplicably mismatched legs

are the perfect way to celebrate difference

something's "afoot" chair : $348

mistaken identity chair : $348

multiple personalities chair : $348

glass-bottom chair : $348

Natural Fiber Broomstick

the citrus/gourd basket

- dropped -

a deplorable faux pas

remedied 

by our supple, three-pronged, featherswift broom

sweep your gaffes away

$118

hootie :: 8

Hootie tolerated the perpetual novelty flicking of his light switch "nipples"

but it was the cliched "hooters" pun that wearied him so

Bathing Maxi

match our tie-died strappy cover-up

with loofah wedges

for the perfect outdoor shower

$148

$39.95

Malformed Cardboard Box

flatter your living room wall

with a lumpy, urine-stained

alley-cat shelter

$68

8-Bit Table

capturing the essence

of your favorite retro arcade classic

this pixelated terracotta mosiac table

will perfectly compliment any patio

or 1980s pizza joint

$1298

maggi had heard the stories

of the so-called "vengeance unicorn"

living in the woods

stalking its human prey

and goring them to ruin

- one after another -

with its singular merciless horn

but she was "too old" to believe in fairy tales . . .

tinPhone 5

all new design features a 6" curvaceous screen

ultralight tin body

tethering to other tinPhones

laser-textured grip

9-way chatting

condensed soup storage

the biggest thing to happen to tinPhone since tinPhone

$199.99

with 2-year contract