October 31, 2012

the etherial ghosts of your shattered glassware
linger on in a spiritual limbo
between the afterlife
and the duringlife

a phantasmic trace
a spine-chilling memory
a 10-piece set with punch bowl and ladle

$398





October 30, 2012

pointelle roses, delicate latticework, and enchanted forest-dweller embroidery
encourage trick-or-treating, scary story telling, and screaming
under the blood moon

$228





October 27, 2012

skin of snake and foot of crow
create a green malicious glow
an evil hex, a wretched lotion
a swirling whirling hellish potion

$16





October 23, 2012

our honey-sweet microdress
will cause quite the buzz
at your sorority halloween party

$88





October 22, 2012





The Room of Misfit Chairs
a little offbeat
a little quirky
but lovable all the same

these chairs 
with charmingly unnecessary knobs
and inexplicably mismatched legs
are the perfect way to celebrate difference






October 17, 2012

the citrus/gourd basket
- dropped -

a deplorable faux pas
remedied 
by our supple, three-pronged, featherswift broom

sweep your gaffes away

$118





October 12, 2012

hootie :: 8


Hootie tolerated the perpetual novelty flicking of his light switch "nipples"
but it was the cliched "hooters" pun that wearied him so





October 9, 2012

match our tie-died strappy cover-up
with loofah wedges
for the perfect outdoor shower

$148
$39.95





October 8, 2012

Malformed Cardboard Box
flatter your living room wall
with a lumpy, urine-stained
alley-cat shelter

$68





October 5, 2012

capturing the essence
of your favorite retro arcade classic
this pixelated terracotta mosiac table
will perfectly compliment any patio
or 1980s pizza joint

$1298





October 4, 2012


maggi had heard the stories
of the so-called "vengeance unicorn"
living in the woods
stalking its human prey
and goring them to ruin
- one after another -
with its singular merciless horn

but she was "too old" to believe in fairy tales . . .





October 1, 2012


all new design features a 6" curvaceous screen
ultralight tin body
tethering to other tinPhones
laser-textured grip
9-way chatting
condensed soup storage

the biggest thing to happen to tinPhone since tinPhone

$199.99
with 2-year contract