Andros Wide-Legs

our sunshiny linen-tencil pair are certain to catch the eye of everyone

including predators 

hiding out in the bushes

and leering 

leering at your shimmery xanadu clutch

leering at your effortless skirted shell

leering at your rotary dial necklace

leering at your insouciant gait

as free as a sea-swept breeze

leering at you 

$98

ExxonMobil Nightlight

salvaged from the greasy ruins of an oil platform

and still boasting the haunted flicker of a thousand lonely nights offshore

a weathered beacon sheds light for roughnecks

and grizzled roustabouts  

$228

Asymmetrical Top for Asymmetrical Sitting

a lengthy drape of lopsided silk

renders thematically misaligned posture

$88

Piano Shoes

some say playing piano with your feet is the ultimate musical achievement

flapdoodle balderdash we say 

our new pianist peep-toes

give your feet the nimble dexterity of a virtuoso

you'll never play piano with your hands again

::

you'll never need to

$370

Framed Foliage Cluster

a romantic haze of bleached white petals

surround your verdant jumble of juniper

$328

the only way her hair could compete 

with monet's oversaturated nightmare

was to form a massive tidal wave

and destroy it