One more thing . . .

teaming up with our favorite consumer electronics company

we decided that white was no longer ostentatious enough

we wanted something more valiant

something shinier

something that was even more of a status symbol

we chose gold

Golden Earbuds

$88

in love though they were

the hapless bohemians could not frolic fast enough

to escape the atomic blast

Framed Portion of Wallpaper

whimsy up your room 

with a flirtatiously suggestive remnant

of our softly feminine paeonia wallpaper 

$148

actual remnant may vary

Mirrored Bib Necklace

this reflective ovality

was inspired by the craftsman's past life

in which he was a mirror

$698

Kudzu Skirt

our latest skirt will grow on you quickly

and is so versatile in its wearability

- so adaptable -

that it will soon pervade your every outfit

$148

Glass Cube With Handles

our grand masters of illusion

have concocted a perplexing enigma of unrelenting genius

see, it looks invisible 

but then, what are those handles attached to?

are they just . . . floating . . . in space?

impossible!

be this the handiwork of the devil?

nay

this be toe-stubbing designery at its finest

$998

Valencia Noose

inspired by america's rich history of capital punishment

our noose is hand-crafted with top-notch spanish leather

that threads through a rustic brass ringbuckle

with the Valencia Noose

you can hang a few notches above the rest

$58