Neon Alien-Queen Regalia

fluid coils of space-plasma

and thread-tangled slices of rare mooncrystal 

loop and circle together

in a garish sci-fi carcanet

tentacle-crafted by intergalactic designer Emperor Xorbov

$535

Waterbed

calypso waves lap at the side of a truly buoyant slumbervessel

as you float under infinite twinkling stars

prepare for the wettest dreams you'll ever have

$248

'Sorceress of Sounion' Maxi

behold my nefarious power, mortals

and tremble before your vengeful sea goddess!

or i shall lift the ocean waves skyward

and release them upon you!

$168

"Artist" Easel 

drips of hand-splattered paint

give this dupery the realistic suggestion

of having been used by an artist

$2100

Whirling Dervish Dress

spin like a spiritual sufi

in a silken sapphire shift

sama will never be the same

$198

Having not been fed for weeks

the malabata pouch had no other choice but to eat its own 

pompommed, tasseled, embroidered zipper

Smashed Radiator

Lauded for his ability to destroy household objects

and sell them for exorbitant amounts of money,

acclaimed grifter Pierre Zinfandel's one-of-a-kind pieces

lend "vintage-meets-post-apocalyptic" appeal to every space.

With its side brutally and irreparably smashed in, 

this nostalgic radiator is an unexpected mix

of industrialism and garbage.

$4000

Portable Aquarium

glistening like a desert mirage

our festive aquatic circus tent

enables you to bring your seatalent with you

on all your many travels

$8998