December 1, 2011

unsure of how to use up our surplus of assorted yarns and metal chains 
that we obtained in a serious ordering mishap
we developed a unique, practical, and fashionable . . . 
thing
that i guess you wear around your neck?

we positively adore the play of colors and textures
like chainmail and large intestines dancing together
in the light of a pale blue moon

$198





7 comments:

Amy said...

Oh my god David. HYSTERICAL. I am not sure which was more hilarious, seeing the product itself or reading your description of it, but either way I'm laughing.

Mimi said...

haha, now I can't stop seeing it! the peachy part is the same color as small intestine, too!

Anonymous said...

SO funny. Are they actually selling any of these?!!!

db said...

Dear Anonymous,
YES. We are selling all of these items. And these are the actual prices. Just click on the product name and it will take you to our online ordering site. Enjoy your Sweaterknit Scarfnecklacemistake!

Odille said...

love it love it love it!! That was hilarious, my new favorite!! Thank you for bringing a smile to my shop-weary face!!

kim at allconsuming said...

So what you're telling me is that the French knitting my kids do at school can totally be sold for HUNDREDS.OF.DOLLARS? Holy crap dude, poverty? Avoided.

Holly said...

It is so hard to pick a favorite from among all your great posts, but I think this might be it. BTW, it is on sale now if anyone just HAS to have one.