the magnificent flowercrown rabbit
once reigned supreme in the enchanted kingdom of flufftasia
but their whimsied powers of reflective hearing
and growing prismatic wildflower tiaras atop their furry heads
were no match for our steel traps and quick leaden slugs
and one by one their numbers dwindled
marigold (above) was the last of her kind
a fearsome warrior trained in the ruthless art of combat
and though she fought the good fight
hopping on as many poachers as she could
and nibbling on their jugulars
in the end, she, too, was reduced to a taxidermied bust on the wall
some creatures are just too precious for this world
which is why we preserve them for you
$168
2 comments:
I actually want this, maybe for $16.80 :)
Oh god that made me so sad.
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