anthro-depressants

do you often feel fatigued and run-down?

have you lost interest in activities and hobbies that you used to enjoy?

do you feel listless or dissatisfied with your life?

is the persisting emptiness sometimes too much to bear?

if you answered yes to any or all of these questions

you - like over 20 million bohemians - may suffer from depression

but we may be able to help

the anthro-depressant card

works to correct your mood imbalance

with 10% instant savings

and five personal sale days per year

it gives you the benefit of itemized, easy-to-read statements that you can pay online

whilst shopping for an open air kimono cardigan 

haberdasher moleskin trousers

and a snow crystal hullabaloo dolly skirt

the anthro-depressant card may not be for everyone

people taking MAOIs or pimozide should not sign up 

for our low interest card

which was developed by angels in heaven 

to solve all of your problems,

save you thousands of dollars per year,

and make you pretty

side effect may include shopaholism, debt

and hating yourself for spending money you don't have