ANTHROPARODIE

Narwhal vs Bunnies

in the left corner:

weighing in at 1,500 kilograms

this ruthless seafaring brute

packs a 30-meter piercing tusk of unbridled fury

whimsical?  perhaps

murderous? unequivocally

in the right corner:

double the bunnies

double the savagery

they may romp and scamper

in the company of bright blossoming tulips

but theirs is a dangerous game of misdirection 

and sudden death 

when ferocious predators battle in the ultimate showdown

who will win?

$298 / ringside ticket