February 14, 2012




whether you are experiencing a romantic montage
within a fictionalized bohemian ideal





or watching the notebook alone
sadly curled up with your liquor, diet coke, and chinese leftovers
and your phone carefully disconnected 
to prevent you from drunk dialing your ex
again




we are here for you
to fulfill all of your valentine's day needs


xo
Anthroparodie





8 comments:

NonnyMus said...

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Dearest Anthroparodie,

I'm glad you are here for us. I love you!

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Little Miss Sunshine State said...

That's not liquor. She's totally spiking her Diet Coke with cough medicine. Cheaper than rum.

Amy said...

Thank you for always bringing a smile to my day. I love you, db.

blackbird said...

Awww, you.

Francois Tremblay said...

I LOVE YOU ANTHROPARODIE

db said...

I love you guys, too! Thank you for reading and all the funny comments over the months.

Holly said...

Love your creative juxtaposition here! I'm afraid I just appreciate funny comments and can rarely generate them myself, but thanks for laughs.

evr said...

hahah haahaaaaaaaaaa ... perfection. i love you