We've all seen owls, octopi, foxes, rabbits, turtles, and elephants, but now we introduce to you the latest fashion-animal: The Fire Ant That's right. This peppy, venomous little friend and his vast army will be sure to delight you as they crawl across your apparel, home-furnishings, and accessories.
You fools! Not since the great decorative paper debacle of a couple of days ago have your copywriters made such an elementary blunder!!
The ants in question are obviously NOT fire ants at all. It's apparent to anyone that the thoraxes of your ants are too short and the abdomens are too rounded to be those of fire ants!
I demand you cancel my subscription at once and to not ever let Kelly see these shameful entries!!
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We've all seen owls, octopi, foxes, rabbits, turtles, and elephants, but now we introduce to you the latest fashion-animal:
The Fire Ant
That's right. This peppy, venomous little friend and his vast army will be sure to delight you as they crawl across your apparel, home-furnishings, and accessories.
When whimsy attacks!
Dear, Anthroparodie,
You fools! Not since the great decorative paper debacle of a couple of days ago have your copywriters made such an elementary blunder!!
The ants in question are obviously NOT fire ants at all. It's apparent to anyone that the thoraxes of your ants are too short and the abdomens are too rounded to be those of fire ants!
I demand you cancel my subscription at once and to not ever let Kelly see these shameful entries!!
Good day, sirs!!
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