are you tired of your pesky silverware
always dripping with unsightly, wet moisture?
you want your silverware to dry
but when you towel it off
your towel gets wet
and then you have to dry off your towel
vigorously shaking the silverware works okay
but then EVERYTHING gets wet with flecks of tiresome dew
and your arms get tired
from all that shaking
there has to be a better way
well now there is.
with Anthroparodie's Silverware Drying Rack
simple and easy to use
all you have to do is hang your antique or vintage silverware
on our patented "dry-hook" system
wait several seconds
and look at that!
dry as a bone!
now, you love silverware
but you HATE when it gets wet
with milk from your morning cereal
well you can kiss those days of saturation goodbye!
with Silverware Drying Rack
"it's so versatile! it even works on serving spoons!"
"cleaning up after my dinner parties used to be a nightmare
but now it's a cinch!"
"my silverware has never been so dry!"
DRY IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!
if you order Silverware Drying Rack in the next 15 minutes
we will throw in a SECOND drying rack
and this one is unique
this one is special
is for teacups !
you heard correctly
WHEN YOU CAN DRY!
not in stores
10 year limited warranty
beware of imitators