October 29, 2011

silence the beating of his hideous, disemboweled heart
in an antiquely textured, cinnamon-hued leather box
a hand-woven handle, bronze latchery, and plush, moonless velvet lining 
make this the perfect accessory to hide beneath your floorboards

concealing murder has never looked so dapper



Anonymous said...

This is definitely my favorite one in a while. I almost woke up my roommate by laughing too hard! Thanks!

Angie said...

You are absolutely, freaking brilliant! This blog has kept me in stitches all day. I started out the morning with it and couldn't wait to get back to it tonight!