October 15, 2011

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Guided Bus Tour of Giantess' Apartment
i smell the lingering scent of french roast!



db said...

for your own safety, we ask that you refrain from putting your arms out the window. please remain seated while the bus is in motion. flash photography is not permitted and we ask that you hold your questions until the end of the tour

any questions?
(chuckles to self)
i'm just kidding
questions aren't allowed until the end of the tour

put your hands down

we enter her east village flat with great expectations
but if you know your dickens! this is no dreary miss havisham’s. look to your left and you will find our host:
she’s smart
she’s sophistiqué
she's 300 feet tall!
and it is our lucky day
this chic, modern, bohemoth will teach us all we need to know about autumn interiors!

nary a worry, this is not the stuff of brother's grim
her haunt is pure whim without the whimsy.

look to the right and you will find her living room adorned with tastefully selected vintage furnishings
her breakfast nook is warm and peaceful -
cute without being cutesy. her drive-in closet drips with perfection
and lots of it

souvenirs will be available at the end of the tour
we thank you for touring with us today!

Anonymous said...

Love this!

Sharpay said...

i have a question!

this woman is very, very stylish. i really love her fingers. i'm concerned that she doesn't seem to hear us. does she mind having tour buses going through her cabin?

arrrrw said...

bohemoth, yes.

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