October 13, 2011

Bucolic Spider Crusher
constructed of pure, river-washed stone from an appalachian rivulet, 
this invention - ancient, yet ever-effective in its simplicity - allows you to
leisurely macerate arachnids and insects of all varieties 
into a silky pulp



Anonymous said...

your site is hilarious and brilliant- and I love Anthropologie!

Anonymous said...

I concur. Just so jealous i didn't created it. Keep the laugh comin'

MFisher said...

A true addict, I apprciate this more than you will ever know. My husband calls it Anthrax... The little brown box in the mail with tissue wrapped paychecks...

db said...

your husband is hilarious! glad you like the blog.