ANTHROPARODIE

Silverware Drying Rack

are you tired of your pesky silverware

always dripping with unsightly, wet moisture?

you want your silverware to dry

but when you towel it off

your towel gets wet

and then you have to dry off your towel

vigorously shaking the silverware works okay

but then EVERYTHING gets wet with flecks of tiresome dew

and your arms get tired 

from all that shaking

there has to be a better way

well now there is.

with Anthroparodie's Silverware Drying Rack

simple and easy to use

all you have to do is hang your antique or vintage silverware 

on our patented "dry-hook" system

wait several seconds 

and look at that!

dry as a bone!

now, you love silverware

but you HATE when it gets wet

with water

with soup

with milk from your morning cereal

well you can kiss those days of saturation goodbye!

with Silverware Drying Rack

users agree:

"it's so versatile!  it even works on serving spoons!"

"cleaning up after my dinner parties used to be a nightmare

but now it's a cinch!"

"my silverware has never been so dry!"

DRY IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!

$4800

BUT WAIT

if you order Silverware Drying Rack in the next 15 minutes 

we will throw in a SECOND drying rack 

for only 

$1800

and this one is unique

this one is special

this one...

is for teacups !

Teacup Drying Rack

you heard correctly

only

$1800

DON'T SIGH 

WHEN YOU CAN DRY!

not in stores

10 year limited warranty

beware of imitators