Hallucination Headscarf

fire up your glowing charm bracelet

and swaddle your tresses in a silky mind-altering turban

for it is time to rave like a bohemian

$98

the pruned palette moccasins may have received last place in the pageant

but emileigh still wore them with pride

Cubist Disco Ball

a classic 1970s discosphere

deconstructed, analyzed, and re-assembled

into an abstract representation of itself

$4800

Drink Holder Walking Sticks

ingeniously crafted for the thirsty wanderer

these upright pacing twigs are rustically entwined 

with translucent vintage watervessels

quench ahoy!

$68 / set of 4

Side-Apron

a super-modern chef chic apron

printed with a dappling of starshine and a spritz of pink lemonade

protects your ever important right side from kitchen splashes and spills

$148

as she casually "rested her hand" on maggie's shoulder

her fingers working their subtle, frisky magic

evelyn realized that her once-lofty goal of getting to first base with a coworker

was just minutes away

Split-Level Skirt

the mullet of skirts

this half-long, half-short fauxwrap

proves to be a suitable design

for the whimsically asymmetrical bird enthusiast

$228