Ultraslimming Belt

handcrafted in the tiny Latvian village of Bulimija

our waist-hugging skinnybraid leather belt 

quells your ravenous appetite

to appear 20-30 lbs lighter 

and gives you that gaunt, skeletal self-image 

you have been starving for

$48

hootie :: 6

purgatory was exactly as hootie had imagined it

all it took was a splash of holy water

to confirm their deepest fears

Acme Rocket Heels

easy to use and reliable

these tropical-toned rocket heels

practically guarantee that you will catch

whatever dream you are chasing

$468

Fire Ants Frock 

this adorably offbeat picnicwear

will have you and your 'colony' marching one by one

in style

prepare to be fiercely 'stung'

by this cheeky new look!

$298

Fire Ants Wallpaper

and now you can blend in with your walls!

$198

Paint-by-Numbers Heels

we have combined some of favorite motifs:

ambiguously steam punk victorian ruffles

slinky mesh texturing

creamy pastels of yesteryear

vague notions of a dystopian future

espresso-toned suede

the bold and unforgivable 1980s

and the Jetsons

into a cacophonous exhibition

of surrealist colorblockery

$468

prix fixe :: course 4

Fruit Loop Square

a mosaic of crunchy hues

glazed in a ginger-lime infused crème anglaise

form a deliciously modern re-imagining 

of a childhood breakfast favorite

$22