sure, the "open closet" design was palatial and breezy

but even chloe couldn't deny the inefficiency of it all

Fishing Poncho

for ages, fishing has failed to achieve its chic, elitist potential

and ponchos

well, don't even get us started

but today we have united them

into an unprecedented amalgamation

our native american inspired chevron streaked virgin-wool cape

makes fishing the new tennis

ponchos . . .

the new pea coats

$348

Blue Eunuch Figurines

blue for obvious reasons

these amorphous gents

will grace your mantle

with hints of expensive

 - if questionable -

taste

$988

Bird Takeoff Ramp

learning to fly 

 a daunting trial for any bird

but our training ramp allows for a smoother, silkier transition 

from the surface confines 

to an infinite sky of possibilities

$24

with hundreds of vintage bicycles encircling her suggestive pose

ellie knew it was only a matter of time 

before she landed herself a hipster

Chameleon Candleholder

so effective that we can't even properly photograph it

this color-shifting paranormal taper

would be the envy of the other candleholders

if only it could be seen

$24

Sherlock hardly considered himself a bird enthusiast

but the mysteries of the bluejay had long perplexed him