whether you are experiencing a romantic montage
within a fictionalized bohemian ideal
or watching the notebook alone
sadly curled up with your liquor, diet coke, and chinese leftovers
and your phone carefully disconnected
to prevent you from drunk dialing your ex
again
we are here for you
to fulfill all of your valentine's day needs
xo
Anthroparodie
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ReplyDeleteDearest Anthroparodie,
I'm glad you are here for us. I love you!
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That's not liquor. She's totally spiking her Diet Coke with cough medicine. Cheaper than rum.
ReplyDeleteThank you for always bringing a smile to my day. I love you, db.
ReplyDeleteAwww, you.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE YOU ANTHROPARODIE
ReplyDeleteI love you guys, too! Thank you for reading and all the funny comments over the months.
ReplyDeleteLove your creative juxtaposition here! I'm afraid I just appreciate funny comments and can rarely generate them myself, but thanks for laughs.
ReplyDeletehahah haahaaaaaaaaaa ... perfection. i love you
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