silence the beating of his hideous, disemboweled heart
in an antiquely textured, cinnamon-hued leather box
a hand-woven handle, bronze latchery, and plush, moonless velvet lining
make this the perfect accessory to hide beneath your floorboards
concealing murder has never looked so dapper
$748
This is definitely my favorite one in a while. I almost woke up my roommate by laughing too hard! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteYou are absolutely, freaking brilliant! This blog has kept me in stitches all day. I started out the morning with it and couldn't wait to get back to it tonight!
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