October 15, 2011

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Guided Bus Tour of Giantess' Apartment
fee-fi-fo-fum
i smell the lingering scent of french roast!

$439





5 comments:

  1. for your own safety, we ask that you refrain from putting your arms out the window. please remain seated while the bus is in motion. flash photography is not permitted and we ask that you hold your questions until the end of the tour

    any questions?
    (chuckles to self)
    i'm just kidding
    questions aren't allowed until the end of the tour

    seriously
    put your hands down

    we enter her east village flat with great expectations
    but if you know your dickens! this is no dreary miss havisham’s. look to your left and you will find our host:
    she’s smart
    she’s sophistiqué
    she's 300 feet tall!
    and it is our lucky day
    this chic, modern, bohemoth will teach us all we need to know about autumn interiors!

    nary a worry, this is not the stuff of brother's grim
    her haunt is pure whim without the whimsy.

    look to the right and you will find her living room adorned with tastefully selected vintage furnishings
    her breakfast nook is warm and peaceful -
    cute without being cutesy. her drive-in closet drips with perfection
    and lots of it

    souvenirs will be available at the end of the tour
    we thank you for touring with us today!

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  2. i have a question!

    this woman is very, very stylish. i really love her fingers. i'm concerned that she doesn't seem to hear us. does she mind having tour buses going through her cabin?

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